Stolen from psychofoxpickle
because I don't have a fursona but I want to do a meme and don't feel like writing xD1. What sexuality are you?
Bisexual2. Are you in a relationship?
PFF3.If yes, who is your partner?
Air, food and my laptop4. If no, would you want to be in one?
I'm too lazy and it wouldn't work for other reasons5. What would you do if a person of the same gender wants to date you?
It depends if I want to date them too xD Sex doesn't mean anything to me so what's in their pants doesn't really matter.6. Do you believe in horoscopes?
No, but it's funny to play with the 'calculators'7. What zodiac sign are you?
Scorpio8. Are you in love?
lol no9. How many relationships did you have?
Technically two. One was for 3 days and I dumped him because reasons and the second was 6 months before she cheated on me and dumped me, but honestly I didn't really care.
10. Which one did you like the most?
The second one, she was a lot more fun.11. What are you looking for in your partner?Someone who can put up with me xD I don't like people who get angry, are violent or lie. I KNOW when someone is lying and whereas I'll humor them, I lose all respect for them. Someone who doesn't do drugs, get drunk or smoke. Those are the most impacting things xD
12. What should your partner know about you?
More important stuff and the things that come up in day to day life.13. For the physics; what would/do you like in your partner?
Honestly I'm not picky. I've really liked obese guys before, but I wasn't necessary attracted to them. I am more attracted to people who aren't skinny but aren't fat and have generally darker hair and lighter eyes. It doesn't exactly hold weight though.14. Do you have any fetishes?
Noot in particular, I RP everything, but it doesn't mean I like it.15. Would you like to be dominate or your partner?
I absolutely will not be submissive to another person. The more someone tries to be dominate towards me, the more I lash back at them. That being said, I'm not into 'leading' things xD
16. Who did you have a relationship with in the past?
Some boy who was 2 years older than me (I think) who was in school with me too. He was into conventions so I now have to avoid him at cons because he is a legitimate stalker.
Then I dated a girl who was a friend of a friend and in a band. She used to write me songs all the time and was very romantic and sweet. A lot of fun, but the stress of having her family and no one in public find out she was with me was way too much.17. Do you still have contact to them?
I could if I wanted to, but the boy would stalk me and the girl wouldn't look at my messages.
18.If yes, how does your partner feel?
My laptop likes being used, I'm sure it'd appreciate me typing. It gives it purpose in life.19. Are you flirting a lot?
I think it's funny lol
20. Which of your past and current partners is the most similar to you?The first one, since he was more into conventions and anime and stuff like that lol
21. Do others known that you have or had a relationship?
Probably xD I don't keep it secret except the girl I usually don't talk about. Family doesn't know I'm into girls too and I plan to keep it that way.22. Have you had your first kiss yet?
Yep, with the girl23. Are you a virgin?
Forever more24.What do you like most about your partner?
How it stays up with me all night and never complains despite how many Firefox tabs I keep open.25. Do other people know about your sexuality?
Most people think I'm straight since it's the default. My friends I'm not so close with say I'm a lesbian because I won't let a guy dominate me and my close friends know I'm bi.26.How was your first relationship?
Honestly I just wanted to have some fun while I was still in highschool (have a boyfriend to drag into cosplay with me). It would have turned out that way, except he was too stalkery and way too romantic for me. All he did was talk about how great I was compared to his ex and how he would be better now because he had me and he posted on Facebook EVERY DAY "So happy because I was with Ayla today <3 <3
I can't stand that .____. he knew it too, I told him to stop, but he just called me cute and went on about how adorable I am and would not listen. He was also SUPER CLINGY and I cannot deal with clingy guys.27. Your first love?
WAT IS LOVE28. Which gender where your relationships?
A guy and a girl29. Do your parents/family members know about your love life?
They knew about the 3 day boy, not about the girl.30. Did someone reject you before?
Allll the time, but I've also rejected a ton of really creepy guys. I don't think I have ever not been rejected when trying to make an advance. I stopped trying a while ago xD31. Are you happy about your love life?
My laptop will stay loyal to me until the day it dies.32. Did you reject anyone?
Yes. I attract men who stalk girls.33. Do girls or boys like you more?
I'd have to say guys since the only girl who's ever liked me was my lesbian ex girlfriend xD34. Does your love like you back, if you are in love?
My laptop loves me dearly.
35. What was your cheesiest relationship?
The boy. Definitely. I hated it.
36. Do you often show off with your relationships?
Nooot really. The only times I talk about it is to tell people I'm in it or to prove it actually happened because nobody believes me when I'm in one.37 Do you remember all of your relationship's anniversaries?
Uh... I don't like anniversaries. I'd say the yearly one is the only one that matters and I never made it that far.